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The Photocopied Prescription

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There are some people in your life who you have to trust: your parents, your spouse, your best friend, and your doctor.  Your relationship with your family doctor is important for your well being and sanity so when you find a good family doctor who you trust, stick with him.

People go to doctors to ease their pain and reassure them in many cases of paranoia, especially when it comes to mothers and their children.  It is also important when the doctor is supposed to be experienced in their field and can work wonders; the person’s belief in the doctor helps with the cure.

A while ago, I was referred to a fertility specialist who was supposed to find out what was the reason behind our delayed pregnancy.  I started answering her probing questions and believed in her ability to pinpoint if there are any medical issues.  I would go to my appointments, wait in the overflowing waiting area for a long time (which did give me some time to read and extra belief in her ability to cure), and go in for a few tests.  After finding out there was no medical issues with me or my husband, I didn’t know what to do.  This was when “trust” came into play.

Because of Web MD and google, people identify their symptoms and research ailments before going to a doctor.  I think it’s good to have knowledge but it’s also important to keep in mind that we are not capable of diagnosing things for certain.

One day, I walk into my appointment wondering what her game plan is and hoping that I would be convinced.  She was sitting behind her table, looked at my file, and reassured me one more time that there was nothing physically wrong with us as a couple.  So she states that she will start me on some Clomid pills (clomiphene) is a non-steroidal fertility medicine. It causes the pituitary gland to release hormones needed to stimulate ovulation (the release of an egg from the ovary). (wikipedia).

It seemed like a game plan, at least.

She then reached for a photocopied prescription page and handed it over to me.

She didn’t even bother to write my name on it!  I was shocked!!  Apparently, she was using a “one-size-fits-all” approach for all her patients that she came to a point where she decided a photocopied prescription would save her time.

Did I go for it?  No.  Did I ever go back?  Definitely not.  Did other people benefit from her photocopied prescription?  Probably, but I didn’t want to take a risk.

The life lesson I learned: when your doctor hands you a photocopied prescription, run.  Run far away and don’t look back.  Trust your parents, trust your spouse, trust your best friend, and trust your doctor.

Just make sure you don’t forget to trust yourself first.

 

Email Writing- The CAPS Story

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Writing this post seems like deja vu to me but I can’t seem to find any previous post that addressed this topic.  A similar post is Hold your Horses- Reality Funnier than a Joke since it discusses a pretty annoying email I received a while back but this contains other issues.

So this is what happened today: I received an email from, let’s say a work colleague who I’m not so keen about, requesting some missing documents to finalize some issue being cleared with a governmental agency.  Fair enough.  The problem is I received the email directly after I was given the bunch of papers requesting the same documents penciled in on the top page.  Now firstly, if you are requesting something, give the person time to get it done; I would not be able to handle your request from the ground floor till the second floor, it’s impossible!  You see, the issue wasn’t that I was asked more than once, the issue was with the timing of both requests.

The cringe factor while reading the email came up when I SAW THE EMAIL WRITTEN IN CAPS.  WHY?  Why would you request something from someone, anyone, in caps?  I felt like the person who sent the email was sitting behind her desk throwing a tantrum.  The email was basically as follows:

Subject: NEED MISSING PAPERS

Dear Ms. Bedoor,

Please check the list of missing papers we need.  Thank you.

1- ORIGINAL PASSPORT OF THE THE EMPLOYEE
2- AUTHORIZATION LETTER ADDRESSED IN THE NAME OF MR. X 
3- XXX
4- YYY

When I first read the subject line, I thought that the MISSING PAPERS were urgent and couldn’t wait.  It only occurred to me later on that it was the last day before the weekend which means that nothing can be done until after, so why bother jumping through hoops for something that can easily be obtained and also postponed.

I did just that.

For people who work with emails, please note the following tips that could help your emails be more professional:

1- Enter a thought of subject in the subject line.  You want to introduce the recipient with the topic of your email

2-Use the correct name of the person you are addressing.  Make sure the spelling is correct and you know the gender (Mr. or Ms.).  I received an email from Turkey, I think, and the lady was clear enough to sign her name with a Ms. in the end to inform me that she is a lady since their names were unfamiliar to us.  I thought it was a smart move, it makes dealings more realistic.

3- Use a simple greeting and ask about the person on at least wish them well.  Yes, this is merely diplomatic but we need to give our emails a bit of a human touch.

4- Be clear and precise about what you are communicating.  Make sure your words are not misunderstood by using simple and straight forward sentences.  Keep your sentences short especially if you are dealing with people who don’t have English as a first language.  If possible, use the recipient’s first language to communicate.

5- Do not give extra information.  The more information you give, the longer the email gets and your point gets lost.  They don’t need to know about the new taxation rules your country is enforcing because it doesn’t matter.  When proofreading, think of every single sentence and how it adds/takes away from the value of your email.

6- Have a call for action.  You are sending the email because you want something to be done, what is it.  Ask clearly.  Use sentences such as, “based on the above, please…” and “Therefore, we would appreciate if you…”

7- Stay formal.  The email you are sending is for business communication, make sure it stays as such.  Do not use emoticons (I really feel like I wrote about this!), do not use slang words, and do not use acronyms such as “btw” and “lol”.

8- Proofread.  proofread your email to make sure it contains all the points you wanted to address and you do not have any excess fat.

9- Fill in the correct email address.  I prefer to add the email address after making sure it’s ready to be sent.

10- Close with a thank you and best regards.  Make sure your signature contains the correct information.

10- Do not use caps and expect your email to be regarded positively.

 

If I Were A Pair Of Maracas

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It was always a dream to be able to publish some of my writings and, to my surprise, the first book that was ready for sale is my If I Were A Pair Of Maracas book.

A story about a little girl who lost her maracas one day, you are invited to join little Suzie in her search with her mother.

Special thanks to Desiree Dimech for her great illustrations.

I already have a separate link on top of the page for easier access.

More books to come, happy reading.

click here to Buy it on Amazon for $11.95

click here to buy a Kindle Edition for $3.99

Advice to your Younger Self

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A few days ago I was feeling nostalgic and the question, ‘what advice would you give yourself’ popped into my mind so I posted it on my Instagram.  I got one reply only.  I was expecting people to interact with my question given its severity and depth but, apparently, people are just like me: we choose not to think of this.

Why is that? Because it would mean that we have regrets in our lives and the more you dig into the ‘what ifs’ the more you will end up feeling like you should have known better.

Yes, you should have known better but this is you today comparing yourself to you back then.  You didn’t reach where you are today nor who you are without being that pimple faced lost teenager who doesn’t know better. The journey of being who you are started with that weirdo you once were and its alright.

Let’s go back to the question: what advice would you give your younger self? Would it be related to your health, wealth, social status, or what?  The advice, in my opinion, would probably be something that is aching you today, making you lose sleep and which still feels painfully real. So your advice is basically the issue in your life. You know when people say ‘he’s got issues?’ This is the ‘issue’ they’re referring to.

For me, till this day, I choose not to answer this question. I am too scared to look inside my soul and search for the thing that makes me ache but which, interestingly, is what makes me ‘me’. It is the thing that I know in my subconscious but act like I don’t which pushes it back even further to my inner soul and personality. I choose to coward away from looking inside, from choosing to unravel the complexity of myself. I choose to live today accepting the fact that I made mistakes and that I learned from.

Would you go back and do things differently?

If I could see what path it would lead to and I have my current blessings wih me would it be a better choice? It’s similar to a choose your own adventure book which were once so very popular. You get to make decisions in place of the character and I kept on peeking into the consequences of my decisions just to realize that it’s very rare that the book gives you a good ending so, why exchange what I have today and where I stand today for the unknown?

People who are regretting where they are and what they went through, please count your blessings. Count your blessings and know that grass isn’t necessarily greener on the other side and if it is, try watering your own grass and make a difference in your life.

What advice would I give my younger self? Stop fretting and start doing. Things aren’t as complicated as they seem. Take control of your emotions and embrace them, speak up, and live.

Live a little-Put Your Phone Away

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Mobile phones are becoming a continuation of our bodies.  They are forever glued to our hands and our eyes are always diverted towards the screen.  Is it the fact that these smart gadgets are opening new realms and worlds through the net or are we just choosing to live our lives away from everyone?  What amazing functionality have these mobile phones given us that they are taking over our thinking and daily relationships?

Let’s take the example of the calculator in the smart phone.  Now for people who have I-phones you can imagine how easy it it to access the calculator and find out the answer you’re looking for, whether it’s 40 x 2 or 76213 x 761.  It wouldn’t matter what the mathematical problem is, you are used to using the calculator on your phone that you have become dependent on it.  I’m not sure whether or not school students today are required to actually use their brains to multiply, divide, add, and subtract or are they allowed to use their smart phones to help assist with these problems that, honestly, can be done in a shorter time period.  Whether or not the development of their brains would be affected, I cannot say, I hope someone would actually conduct a study and we can find out 20 years from now how math actually helps/does not help us at all.

We used to have our friends’ phone numbers memorized, how many numbers do you know by heart?  It’s so much easier to get your gadget (go-go-gadget) and press the name without even acknowledging that there’s a number stored or even realizing that if you’re put in a situation with a public phone you would have no idea what number to call (given that your phone’s battery is dead).

I am not against smart phones, I understand that they are helpful devices that can make our lives easier.  An example of a great application is the maps that helps you get your location and find out how to get somewhere.  Here conspiracy theorists will be glad to inform me of the dangers of smart phones and location services, having Big Brother watch, listen, and know where we are all the time.  I doubt Big Brother cares where I buy my groceries, honestly, or when I talk about my day at work.  Big Brother can probably listen to more important and interesting conversations that mine.  🙂

Relationships nowadays are being affected by the constant use of smart phones.  When you’re with your mom, dad, husband/wife, sister, brother, and child, please have the decency to put the phone away.  You do not need to see the latest trends nor do you need to hear the latest joke sent on your Whatsapp.  You do not need to read the latest news about your favorite star nor do you need to look through the Instagram pictures of food, how to lose weight, latest fashion trends, or the bombardment of advertisements that just waste time.  And no, you do not need to hear every single snap from our fellow bloggers; their lives only seems interesting because this is the part of their lives that they choose to show you.

So instead of watching other people’s lives, try living yours.  Stop comparing your days to that of others, you don’t need to eat out everyday nor do you need to take pictures of your dinner if it’s just fish and chips.  You do not need to hang on every single word coming from strangers because it’s not important.  Think: what is important?  Will I DIE if I miss out on today’s Snapchat?  Is it your choice to watch someone’s day instead of living yours?  What kind of relationship will we have with our friends and family if we are too busy to listen?  How often have you put the phone down, kept it on silent, or stashed it away for a couple of hours just to spend time with others?

What matters most?

Who matters most?

Use your senses.  Use your eyes to capture memories, you have enough pictures already.  Live in the moment and cherish it in your heart.  Be there for your child when he/she speaks to you; give them your undivided attention because they’re worth it.  What use would pictures be when you’ve spent the last few years of your life using the smart phone instead of talking to your sick parent?  What use would it be if you weren’t really there to hold their hands and look into their eyes?  What use would it be if you aren’t saving and hanging onto every word they say?  What use would it be if your husband/wife feels neglected because you choose to play your candy crush game before going to bed every night instead of talking about your fears and dreams while you hold each other?

Use your senses.  Use your brains, accept your feelings, live your life and enjoy it.

What matters most?  Who matters most?

Losing weight is a choice: stop ordering caramel Frappuccino

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This post is not targeted towards people who have a medical issue with weight, it is targeting people who have the ability to lose weight but are simply not doing so.  I am in no way a nutritionist nor do I claim to have any medical background where I am getting my information.  I am merely pointing out some things that I have seen and dealt with over the years.  Please do not expect me to be a size 0 model either.  “And don’t forget… I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her”- Notting Hill.

When it comes to weight, we all have our ups and downs.  It all starts when we are first introduced to the weighing scale.  “Hello, I am here to make your life miserable.”  We start counting calories, buying magazines that have different diets suitable for the growing teenage girl (or boy), sometimes go to drastic measures of living on tic-tac’s for a while and all for what?  To stop a bulging belly which, in fact, is just baby fat.

It really doesn’t matter what body shape you are blessed with, all that matters is that you are healthy and capable of exercising.  You see, this is where the magic starts.  Once an exercise routine is put in place at a young age, it usually sticks for life.

Have you ever wondered why kids put on weight once they get to college?  It’s not just the junk they are so happily gulping down, it is the fact that PE classes no longer exist.  Waking up at 5 a.m. no longer exists and walking from class to class no longer exist.  We turn lazy and love the fact that we can sleep late at night and no one would care to wake us up to go to school because our parents, of course, don’t know our schedules and expect that we are adults.

You see those golden years filled with pizza?  This is when it all matters.  This is when you should pay attention to your weight because it all goes downhill from here.  I’m glad college athletes get to work out and exercise because many other nerds, I mean people, can’t seem to find the time, regardless of the reason.

Then guess what comes after college… life.

Work:  a place where you sitting at a sedentary position for eight hours.  It doesn’t stop here, the cycle continues.  For women who get married, they can’t get into their wedding dress after a year of marriage and why is that?   Because we choose to be lazy.  Some stop making an effort and others are blessed with pregnancy and child birth.  Of course with kids the excuse of no time comes to place, and the years go by and the kilos go on.

A friend of mine decided to lose weight a few months ago.  She was trying her best, talking to me about how important it is to lose weight and what it would mean to her.  I thought to myself that she must be working hard and her efforts are paying off, right?

Wrong.  She always had a reason not to start.  There was always an excuse, a time constraint, a something… and a caramel frappuccino.  A daily double caramel frappuccino including the whipped cream, the caramel in the cup and over the top, the full fat milk, and the smile from the barista.  You see, when that nice looking barista in Starbucks asks if you want to add a slice of chocolate-loving cake run: run far far away!  Do you think she can’t say (small, medium, and large) when it comes to drink sizes?  Why do you think she has to over complicate things by calling them tall, grande, and I don’t ever remember the 3rd size.  It’s all in the training to make you (and me) buy the bigger size and gain weight.  She’s in on the conspiracy to make us fat.

Didn’t you ever wonder why healthy restaurants never asked if you wanted to up-size your salad?  Didn’t you ever wonder why they never tried to sell you an apple with your fresh orange juice?  They want us all to get fat.

So what’s the plan?  These are a few steps that could actually work:

1- DECIDE: Make the decision to lose weight TODAY.  Decide and keep in your mind that you will no longer accept any excuse.

2- THROW AWAY THE JUNK: Give away all junk food you have around your house and DO NOT BUY MORE JUNK.  If you don’t have a bag of crisps in the cupboard you will not eat it.  Instead, you can substitute with healthy snacks such as dried fruits and popcorn which is actually good for your health and heart (thumbs up).

3- Exercise: There is no running away from this point.  You cannot lose weight without burning it.  Find something you like to do and do it.  Find an exercise partner if you want or get some exercises done anywhere around the house.  You don’t need to join the gym and you don’t need the top notch equipment.  Surprise your body in the middle of the day and squat, for example.  Use the stairs, park your car further than usual, dance with your children.  In general, move your body and try to burn as many calories as you can.

4- Before you eat anything, THINK:  Ask yourself, “am I hungry or am I just bored?”  Do you know that many people eat because they are bored!  Also, when you are face to face with your favorite dessert, be strong and say, ‘I am stronger than you.’

5- EAT HEALTHY: eat healthy foods.  Add fruits and vegetables to your diet, have brown bread and rice instead of white, do not eat fried food, stay away from junk food.

6- LOOK INSIDE FOR MOTIVATION:  You will not find someone who is cheering you on more than yourself.  Don’t expect people to leave their life to cheer you on.  This is on you and for you.  Don’t look for quick fixes, there are none.  Make sure that you will benefit first and foremost.  Reward yourself.

In conclusion, if you want to lose weight, make sure that you understand that it’s hard work.  It takes commitment and time.  Don’t expect it to be an easy pill that you can take and have the weight shed off you over night (wouldn’t that be great, though).  It takes persistence.  It’s not easy, we are not in an age where our food gets burnt easily so bear with your body.  You are working with your body to achieve a better you.  Partner up with yourself, have small goals you want to achieve and reward  yourself.

Stop eating junk and you will feel better.  Stop adding salt and sugar recklessly to your meals and please, please, please, stop ordering caramel frappuccino.

Words

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You do not know the strength of words until  you have heard a few things that really affected you deep inside.  It is very rare that you meet people who actually think before they speak and you wonder whether or not they are actually using their brains.  Words coming from people you barely know really don’t affect as much as words coming from people you very well cherish.

Let’s say, for example, that you put on some weight.  You go to work and a silly male coworker who is known to have constant word-vomit comes to you and says, “are you pregnant or are you just fat?” You could very easily ignore it and never think of it again.  If you were in the same situation with one of your close friends who says something less obscene such as, “you’re packing on some weight, aren’t you,” you would probably take it to heart.  Why is that?  Do you not expect to hear the truth from your friend or should she have known better.

And you know what’s worse?  Mothers.  I think it’s because we know that mothers are telling the truth so if they see a mistake in us and they can’t love us as we are then, who will?!

The reason I wrote this today isn’t to discuss whether you should or shouldn’t say the truth or how to give your opinion without hurting the recipient, it’s because I was put in a situation with someone I barely knew and she answered me in a very respectable manner I had to compare her with my once-close-friend who basically broke my heart the last time we spoke.

Alright so years ago, when we were still trying to figure out who we were and who we wanted to keep as friends and were going through different phases in our life, I had a close friend who I cared for very much.  To this day, I don’t know what falling out happened between us but we started drifting apart.  Before I realized that she no longer wished we were friends, I would call her every once in a while and see how things were.  She didn’t really put an effort into maintaining our friendship and apparently had other things on her plate.  So one day, my phone rings and it was her.  I pick up

Me: hello

Friend: Hello?  Who’s this?

Me:  Hi friend’s name. How are you

Friend: Oh sorry I called by mistake, bye.

Me: bye?

And that was literally the last thing I heard from her.  I sometimes wonder to this day why she didn’t have the decency to carry on the phone conversation for a few minutes and act like she really called me to ask how I was doing.  I replayed the conversation with so many alternatives and couldn’t understand why she didn’t taste her words before spitting them out.  It made no sense and I never called her back.

Yesterday I got a missed call from an acquaintance.  Someone I saw twice in my life and who seemed like a respectable woman.  I couldn’t find the time to call her back yesterday so I chose to call her back today when the time was right.  This was the type of relationship I had with her, one that I have to wonder if the time was right to call.  The conversation went as follows:

Me:  Hello

Acquaintance:  Hello, Bedoor

Me: How are you doing Mrs. X.  I got a missed call from you yesterday and just had the chance to call back

Acquaintance: I think I may have called you by mistake.  But it’s a great opportunity to hear your voice

Me: It’s alright

Acquaintance: (something along the lines of may we always meet in goodness).

Me: Hopefully.  Thank you, bye.

Now THAT’s a respectable woman.  After all these years, I stand by my thinking that my friend could have handled the situation differently.

Words can build sky scrapers and move mountains, words can destroy confidence and personalities, and words can definitely be thought of before being blurted out.

Think before you speak.

Fashion Forward or Backward?

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At a certain age, we are all sucked into the idea of fashion and what is fashionable vs. what is not.  I remember my first interaction with fashion was in the 7th grade when bell-bottoms were a hit.  I had to beg my mother to get me a pair of, interestingly, cotton bell-bottoms and I was so happy wearing them on the free dress day in school. Back then, I didn’t get what was fashionable through the internet but through girls at school who probably got their fashion ideas from their parents or other sources such as magazines.  At then, I never questioned the “in” girls, I just wanted to be “in”.

Or basically, not be “out”.

The next fashion statement we had in school were the Docs:  Dr. Martens shoes.  For those of you who don’t know what those shoes are, you can google them online and imagine little girls and boys wearing the boots version to school in very hot weather.  It wasn’t the prettiest sight but no-one questioned fashion.  In addition, they cost a lot of money but who was I to question them?

We grew older and realized that the “in” girls and boys weren’t as “cool” or “hot” or whatever word in currently used by this generation to show how hip a person is.  I started not caring when they were wearing skirts instead of the boring serious uniform pants I chose because I started realizing who I was.  By the way, even books were in or out of fashion so at that stage everyone was the same which really isn’t what school should be about.

Now this makes me wonder why our teachers weren’t so keen at making us understand that individualism was important and that each and every one of us is unique in a certain way?  Aren’t teachers supposed to be our mentors who would guide us into understanding life better?  What about our volleyball/basketball/soccer coaches?  Weren’t they supposed to be closer?  What about the counselor?  Shouldn’t he/she help us go through the difficult time when we were all lost teenagers?

Well, I stayed away from fashion and the cabbage patch dolls and chose to pursue other matters.  I realized that it doesn’t really matter what you wear as long as you’re fine with it and accepting it.  You won’t see me wearing something out of this world but I can say that I have always dressed decently to never look back at a photo and cringe.

You know those photos, don’t you?  The ones where you want to scream at your younger self “what are you thinking?!?!”  Well, I do have some pictures with black lipstick but never again will I make that mistake.

Benjamin Franklin said, “eat what you like, but dress for other people.”  I completely agree if people are normal and don’t come up with insane ideas.  This will probably get me hated by many fashionistas who make a living by trying on, checking out, assessing, blogging (seriously I don’t know what they do but I’m sure it’s important because who am I to disrespect their work).  Alright, yes fashion designers come up with some insane ideas sometimes but I think it’s society and the “in” girls who make it a trend.

Who is today’s fashion icon?

For example, a few years ago eyebrows were ridiculously thin that you could draw them using the eyebrow pencil.  Next, eyebrows were cut in half where the outside half would be removed because, apparently, girls only need half an eyebrow.  This was the “Chinese eyebrow” phase.  Nowadays, eyebrows are thick but shapely.  Interesting what people do to waste their time.

How much blusher is just enough?  What’s up with the makeup contouring nowadays, we never had a problem with how our faces looked without it all those years, so why do we need to look sculpted all of a sudden?

Now comes the serious part.  If you were invited to a birthday party with people you know are better dressed or more fashionably dressed than you, accessorizing and making sure all their bling was evident to the eyes of the beholder, and you were a mere guest, would you have the guts to dress the way you want?  In our society, many women are covered so if you were a covered woman and were invited to a party with uncovered women (which is very normal), would you be expected to change the way you dress?

And do you allow fashion to take up a lot of your time?  If so, why?  Does it really matter what you wear or how happy you really are?  Where is YOUR point on the spectrum of fashionable-unfashionable?  Where are you content with yourself and not ridiculed by others.  Image is important, but how important is it?

Goldfish Don’t Eat Sliced Bread

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I would like to inform you all before I start writing that I am not a snob nor do I mean, in any way, to put people down in regards to their gender, race, or any other differences.  I appreciate each and every culture and respect each and every person.  But honestly, goldfish don’t eat sliced bread.

I grew up with pets.  Not the usual cats and dogs but just some chicks, ducklings, little rabbits, and so forth.  It was a very sad day when little Babs (my younger sister’s bunny) fell ill and my brother rushed to take it to the vet just to come back empty handed and had to make up a story about Babs playing around in some far-off place.  It took us a few years before we broke the news to my sister who, weirdly, was shocked.  Apparently, she asked how he disposed of the corpse and my brother replied that he threw it in the bin.  Tsk tSkype, my sister was not happy and we held a small funeral to say goodbye to little Babs.  To this day, when we talk about Babs, my sister disapproves us not telling her the truth.

My cousin, who adores little ducklings, was capable of putting them to sleep just by petting them across their throat (can we call it the throat?) When she was younger, she mistakenly sat down on one chick and was devastated.  Now don’t ask me how she didn’t feel the poor chick squirm under her, I really don’t know.  We later found out that they used to throw chicks across the room and play catch with them. Yikes!

We used to buy chicks by the carton.  They were colored pink, purple, blue, and yellow to make them even cuter.  I always wondered whether they injected the ink in them while they were still in the egg or just dyed them later on.  So basically from a total of 40 chicks, maybe five would actually live to be chickens and roosters.  Of course, once they grow a bit we lost interest in them and they got sent away.  What a sad childhood!

I grew up and fok lowed other interests but I always liked having a pet.  A few years ago, I got myself a nice fighting fish.  It was a dark shade of blue and looked like it was flying rather than swimming in the bowl.  I had it in my office and made sure to clean the bowl everyday and feed it fish food.  Yes, fish food not sliced bread.  The fish lived for a long time until I had to go away on vacation.  I gave specific instructions on how to take care of my fish so I don’t know what went wrong.  I came back to an empty bowl and never got myself another fish.

A couple of months ago, I decided to get my son and niece some gold fish.  This was, of course, after I failed in growing lentils in a plate, but that’s another story.  So I bought three goldfish and some colored rocks to decorate the bowl.  I thought that maybe an aquarium wasn’t really needed because, come on, they’re just gold fish and aren’t really high maintenance.  We bounced away home carrying the gold fish in a small bowl and the fish food tucked away in my bag.  We were going to take care of the fish all by ourselves.

Or so we thought.

Basically, anyone and everyone passing by the bowl would have the strange and bizarre idea that the fish were hungry.  Maybe because they would open and close their mouths.  So, they would take some (by some, I mean a lot) of the fish food and contribute to the famine they are witnessing.  I would come back from work and wonder why fish food was still floating around in the bowl because, as I remember, the 4-5 flakes I gave this morning were gone by the time I went out.  Apparently, this went on throughout the day since someone decided that fish need to have three square meals a day and sometimes a few snacks.  I was frustrated that the bowl was always filled with fish food.

As you can imagine, the food which is supposed to last for a few months was finished within one.  I was genuinely worried that my fish would die so I went around asking my nieces and nephew if they were giving the fish food.  They all denied which was a shock because which adult wouldn’t know that fish don’t need three meals a day?

My mother and I decided to hide the newly bought fish food just to come back the next morning and see that the fish were fed (and thus overfed).  I was fed up!  So we changed the fish food’s hiding place again.  The issue continued.  We changed it four times just to come to the conclusion that it’s no other than our maid who is feeling sorry for the fish.

Luckily, our last hiding spot wasn’t exposed.  Our one fish (yes, two died) will actually have a chance to live.  I know that you will probably ask why we haven’t confronted our maid but you see, she’s pretty old and might take it sensitively so we thought it is better if we just hide the fish food.

Come this morning, I happily go over to say good morning to the fish and, to my surprise, I see chunks of sliced bread in the bowl.

GOLD FISH DON’T EAT SLICED BREAD!!!

(note to self: tell the maid not to feed the fish).

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